G-CIVV Boeing 747 Crew Interphone

Note damage to cradle. Cradle spring also broken. See gallery photos.

“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Aldrin “Odge” Wildebeest-West and I’m your chief flight attendant. On behalf of Captain Keegan and the entire crew, we welcome you aboard Plane Reclaimers Flight 747, non-stop service from here to eternity.

Our flight time will be however long you wish. We will be flying at an altitude of ridiculously high, and at an equivalent ground speed of 570 miles per hour.

At this time, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their fully upright positions and that your seat belt is correctly fastened. Please set all of your portable electronic devices to their ‘airplane’ mode until an announcement is made upon arrival.

Thank you for flying Plane Reclaimers Airlines today.”